Personality › Finn
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaFinn
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality
Finn claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Romanticises the commute
Orders
A plain black filter coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A caramel latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Unsolicited recommendations
Food
Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies
Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability
Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who has a whole ritual involving stirring that takes far too long.