Personality › Finn

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Finn
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality Finn claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Romanticises the commute
Orders A plain black filter coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A caramel latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Unsolicited recommendations
Food Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who has a whole ritual involving stirring that takes far too long.