Personality › Fernando

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Fernando
This name sounds like it owns at least one blazer.
Personality Fernando asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Romanticises the commute
Orders A peppermint hot chocolate, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A decaf flat white, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for A warm cup on a cold day
Food Treats the condiment station like a personal spice lab
Hobbies Is trying to befriend every dog on their street, methodically
Verbal ability Has a habit of trailing off before the actually important part
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Gaelic for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.