Personality › Fern
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaFern
This is your new personality, briefly, and it's an improvement.
Personality
Fern will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, bless them.
Vibe
Professionally indecisive
Orders
A vanilla latte, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A honey oat latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A warm cup on a cold day
Food
Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies
Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability
Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment
Always asks 'is that contactless?' regardless of the machine
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices.