Personality › Ferdinand
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaFerdinand
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Personality
Ferdinand treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A flat white, obviously.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Free samples
Food
Orders a fruit salad and eats only the melon
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment
Pays contactless from three feet away, just to see if it'll work
Old Norse for someone who has an opinion on the background music, loudly.