Personality › Felix
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaFelix
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality
Felix keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Certified overthinker
Orders
A batch brew, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A gingerbread latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A table that doesn't wobble
Food
Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies
Is mapping every squeaky floorboard in their flat, for science
Verbal ability
Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment
Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie
Proto-Germanic for someone who asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer.