Personality › Felix

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Felix
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality Felix keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Certified overthinker
Orders A batch brew, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A gingerbread latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A table that doesn't wobble
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Is mapping every squeaky floorboard in their flat, for science
Verbal ability Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie

Proto-Germanic for someone who asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer.