Personality › Florence

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Florence
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality Florence has never once queued in a straight line, and would do it again.
Vibe Certified overthinker
Orders A matcha latte, obviously.
Refuses A plain black filter coffee, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A discount code
Food Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability Insists on saying 'ta' instead of 'thanks', loudly and often
Payment Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted.