Personality › Ewan
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaEwan
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality
Ewan asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, bless them.
Vibe
Aggressively wholesome
Orders
A gingerbread latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A dirty chai, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Small talk that goes too well
Food
Has never once finished a full slice of cake, only ever 90%
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Narrates the weather like a shipping forecast
Payment
Always asks 'is that contactless?' regardless of the machine
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who brings a laptop sticker collection that says more than they do.