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Everest
A name this solid deserves its own loyalty card.
Personality Everest has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Off-duty main character
Orders A matcha latte, obviously.
Refuses A plain black filter coffee, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food Eats a whole packet of biscuits 'testing them' for the table
Hobbies Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value

Proto-Germanic for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.