Personality › Eve

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Eve
Say it with confidence and nobody will ask questions.
Personality Eve has never once used the lid properly, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Extremely online
Orders A caramel latte, no messing about.
Refuses A frappe, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for Flaky pastries
Food Picks all the raisins out of anything and lines them up by size
Hobbies Collects sugar sachets from cafes in at least four countries
Verbal ability Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who treats decaf as a moral failing in other people.