Personality › Evangeline
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaEvangeline
This name has never once been in trouble with the law. Yet.
Personality
Evangeline will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A pumpkin spice latte, obviously.
Refuses
A ristretto, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Handwritten menu boards
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Collects unusual doorbells, purely as a spectator sport
Verbal ability
Insists on saying 'ta' instead of 'thanks', loudly and often
Payment
Tips in coins, dramatically, one at a time
Old English for someone who has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them.