Personality › Ezra

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Ezra
This is the name of someone who definitely has their life together.
Personality Ezra has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Extremely online
Orders A caramel latte, no messing about.
Refuses A frappe, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for Anything served in a jam jar
Food Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies Collects sugar sachets from cafes in at least four countries
Verbal ability Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity

Latin for someone who always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway.