Personality › Enzo
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaEnzo
Say it twice and it starts to feel true.
Personality
Enzo orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Runs on caffeine and spite
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Extra napkins, just in case
Food
Asks for extra butter and then uses none of it
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment
Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value
Latin for someone who orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway.