Personality › Eric
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaEric
Certified 100% not on your birth certificate.
Personality
Eric has never once used the lid properly, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Certified menace
Orders
A hazelnut latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A nitro cold brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A perfectly foamed cappuccino
Food
Insists on trying everyone else's order 'just a bite'
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Narrates their own actions in the third person
Payment
Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely
Ancient Greek for someone who will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted.