Personality › Emmanuel
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaEmmanuel
Even the milk steamer respects this name.
Personality
Emmanuel tips generously and then apologises for it, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A proper Sunday newspaper
Food
Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment
Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised
Old English for someone who has never once queued in a straight line.