Personality › Emmanuel

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Emmanuel
Even the milk steamer respects this name.
Personality Emmanuel tips generously and then apologises for it, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Eternally mid-sip
Orders A single-origin pour-over, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses An Americano with a splash, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A proper Sunday newspaper
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised

Old English for someone who has never once queued in a straight line.