Personality › Emma

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Emma
This name has 'forgot to bring ID' energy.
Personality Emma always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway, bless them.
Vibe Chronically five minutes late
Orders A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A cortado, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for Flaky pastries
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Has adopted a customer-service voice that never switches off
Payment Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run

Proto-Germanic for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.