Personality › Ella

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Ella
This is your new personality, briefly, and it's an improvement.
Personality Ella brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Certified overthinker
Orders A single-origin pour-over, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses An Americano with a splash, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for A discount code
Food Asks for extra butter and then uses none of it
Hobbies Keeps a scrapbook of every 'out of order' sign they've photographed
Verbal ability Speaks in a slightly formal register that suggests a hidden monarchy
Payment Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up

Latin for someone who asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them.