Personality › Elias
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaElias
Somewhere, a real person with this name just sneezed.
Personality
Elias will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, bless them.
Vibe
Extremely online
Orders
A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A cortado, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A table that doesn't wobble
Food
Eats the sugar sprinkles off the top of a bun first, always
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment
Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases
Proto-Germanic for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.