Personality › Eli
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaEli
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Personality
Eli will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A London fog, no messing about.
Refuses
An iced mocha, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Says 'as I always say' before things they've never said before
Payment
Taps their card like it personally owes them money
Latin for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.