Personality › Elle

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Elle
Nobody will ever know.
Personality Elle keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself, we respect it.
Vibe Houseplant parent energy
Orders A red eye, obviously.
Refuses A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A queue that moves quickly
Food Treats the pastry case like a museum exhibit, hands behind back
Hobbies Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment Pays contactless from three feet away, just to see if it'll work

Middle French for someone who asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them.