Personality › Elle
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaElle
Nobody will ever know.
Personality
Elle keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself, we respect it.
Vibe
Houseplant parent energy
Orders
A red eye, obviously.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A queue that moves quickly
Food
Treats the pastry case like a museum exhibit, hands behind back
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment
Pays contactless from three feet away, just to see if it'll work
Middle French for someone who asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them.