Personality › Dean

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Dean
The cup will believe it. The cup believes everything.
Personality Dean orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway, bless them.
Vibe Main character energy
Orders An Americano with a splash, no messing about.
Refuses A hot chocolate, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Free WiFi with no login
Food Has a violent, specific hatred of soggy pastry
Hobbies Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment Pays and then asks for a receipt they will definitely lose

Middle French for someone who always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway.