Personality › Dean
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaDean
The cup will believe it. The cup believes everything.
Personality
Dean orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway, bless them.
Vibe
Main character energy
Orders
An Americano with a splash, no messing about.
Refuses
A hot chocolate, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Free WiFi with no login
Food
Has a violent, specific hatred of soggy pastry
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment
Pays and then asks for a receipt they will definitely lose
Middle French for someone who always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway.