Personality › Dawn

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Dawn
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality Dawn has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders A single-origin pour-over, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses An Americano with a splash, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for A well-timed compliment
Food Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies Keeps a scrapbook of every 'out of order' sign they've photographed
Verbal ability Adds 'no worries' to sentences that clearly involve worries
Payment Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'

Proto-Germanic for someone who will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong.