Personality › Delphine

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Delphine
Frankly, an upgrade.
Personality Delphine keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself, we respect it.
Vibe Quietly judgemental
Orders A chai latte, religiously.
Refuses A cold brew on tap, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for The smell of fresh pastries
Food Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies Collects receipts with unusually satisfying totals
Verbal ability Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post

Ancient Greek for someone who has never once said 'thank you' before the coffee kicks in.