Personality › Clay

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Clay
You're now the kind of person who owns a real Christmas tree.
Personality Clay treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Living several lives at once
Orders A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A cortado, on principle.
Weak for Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food Eats a croissant like it personally wronged them
Hobbies Restores broken toasters as a form of stress relief
Verbal ability Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run

Gaelic for someone who will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong.