Personality › Clementine

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Clementine
Congratulations, you've been rebranded.
Personality Clementine insists on paying in exact change, very slowly, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Main character energy
Orders A double espresso, no messing about.
Refuses An oat milk latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for A dog tied up outside
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Does competitive crossword puzzles against strangers, silently
Verbal ability Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who brings a laptop sticker collection that says more than they do.