Personality › Clarence
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaClarence
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality
Clarence reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, we respect it.
Vibe
Moodboard come to life
Orders
An oat milk latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A pumpkin spice latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A two-for-one deal
Food
Keeps a personal stash of hot sauce in their bag at all times
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Speaks entirely in film trailer voice for comic effect, unprompted
Payment
Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere.