Personality › Christopher
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaChristopher
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality
Christopher claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Corporate but make it cosy
Orders
A double espresso, obviously.
Refuses
An oat milk latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Anything described as 'artisan'
Food
Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Has a laugh that starts a beat too early, every time
Payment
Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee
Ancient Greek for someone who claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours.