Personality › Chris
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaChris
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality
Chris asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Aggressively wholesome
Orders
A frappe, religiously.
Refuses
A turmeric latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Anything described as 'artisan'
Food
Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies
Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability
Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment
Insists their card 'usually works fine' after it declines twice
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.