Personality › Cassius

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Cassius
You're now the kind of person who owns a real Christmas tree.
Personality Cassius believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Group chat lurker
Orders A turmeric latte, obviously.
Refuses A rooibos tea, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for Novelty mugs
Food Has never once finished a full slice of cake, only ever 90%
Hobbies Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability Talks entirely in movie quotes and gets offended when nobody notices
Payment Pays by card and then hands over cash anyway 'just in case'

Ancient Greek for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.