Personality › Chad
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaChad
This is your villain-era alias. Use it wisely.
Personality
Chad will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
A red eye, obviously.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment
Taps their card like it personally owes them money
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who has an opinion on the background music, loudly.