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Cassandra
This name has never once been in trouble with the law. Yet.
Personality Cassandra considers small talk with the barista a personality trait, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Houseplant parent energy
Orders A ristretto, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A red eye, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for The smell of a fresh grind
Food Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability Has a habit of asking 'quick question' before a very long question
Payment Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity

Latin for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.