Personality › Boyd

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Boyd
Even the milk steamer respects this name.
Personality Boyd has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time, and would do it again.
Vibe Professional queue-avoider
Orders An Aeropress coffee, religiously.
Refuses A hazelnut latte, on principle.
Weak for A good playlist on shuffle
Food Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment Pays for everyone then immediately regrets it out loud

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who orders with total confidence but has clearly never read the menu.