Personality › Brad
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaBrad
Nobody has ever fought this name in a car park. Yet.
Personality
Brad is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Professionally indecisive
Orders
A gingerbread latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A dirty chai, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A barista who gets their name right first try
Food
Orders a side of toast purely to have something to dunk
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment
Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases
Ancient Greek for someone who has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them.