Personality › Brad

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Brad
Nobody has ever fought this name in a car park. Yet.
Personality Brad is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Professionally indecisive
Orders A gingerbread latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A dirty chai, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A barista who gets their name right first try
Food Orders a side of toast purely to have something to dunk
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases

Ancient Greek for someone who has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them.