Personality › Blake
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaBlake
You are now a completely different, slightly more interesting person.
Personality
Blake orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Customer service voice, always on
Orders
An Aeropress coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A hazelnut latte, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A barista's genuine laugh
Food
Has memorised the calorie count of everything and orders it anyway
Hobbies
Practices speed-folding napkins into swans
Verbal ability
Speaks in a slightly formal register that suggests a hidden monarchy
Payment
Pays with a card that has a sticker of their own face on it
Cafe Latin for someone who keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius.