Personality › Bethlehem
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaBethlehem
Honestly, you look more like a Janet.
Personality
Bethlehem keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius, we respect it.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A nitro cold brew, religiously.
Refuses
A single-origin pour-over, on principle.
Weak for
Handwritten menu boards
Food
Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies
Is attempting to visit every café with a one-word name
Verbal ability
Has a habit of trailing off before the actually important part
Payment
Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway.