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He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Benjamin
This name is legally distinct from your actual identity, and that's the point.
Personality Benjamin has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders A triple espresso, no messing about.
Refuses A batch brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A queue that moves quickly
Food Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability Answers questions with a completely unrelated fun fact
Payment Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie

Old English for someone who will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong.