Personality › Benjamin
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaBenjamin
This name is legally distinct from your actual identity, and that's the point.
Personality
Benjamin has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders
A triple espresso, no messing about.
Refuses
A batch brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A queue that moves quickly
Food
Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies
Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability
Answers questions with a completely unrelated fun fact
Payment
Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie
Old English for someone who will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong.