Personality › Bernadette
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaBernadette
Wear it proudly until the foam settles.
Personality
Bernadette will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
A hazelnut latte, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A nitro cold brew, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Eats a whole lemon slice from their water, on a dare nobody made
Hobbies
Is building a scale model of the café out of matchsticks
Verbal ability
Talks to inanimate objects and fully expects a reply
Payment
Keeps their card in a tin that used to hold travel sweets
Proto-Germanic for someone who believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop.