Personality › Benedict

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Benedict
This name has never ghosted anyone. Probably.
Personality Benedict will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders A cortado, no messing about.
Refuses An iced caramel macchiato, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A good playlist on shuffle
Food Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since

Proto-Germanic for someone who treats the punch card system like a personal sport.