Personality › Benedict
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaBenedict
This name has never ghosted anyone. Probably.
Personality
Benedict will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders
A cortado, no messing about.
Refuses
An iced caramel macchiato, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A good playlist on shuffle
Food
Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment
Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since
Proto-Germanic for someone who treats the punch card system like a personal sport.