Personality › Beau

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Beau
This name has never ghosted anyone. Probably.
Personality Beau tips generously and then apologises for it, and would do it again.
Vibe Quietly plotting something
Orders A dirty chai, religiously.
Refuses A mocha with whipped cream, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for A punch card that's nearly full
Food Treats the condiment station like a personal spice lab
Hobbies Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability Narrates queue progress like a football commentator, under their breath
Payment Taps their card like it personally owes them money

Old Norse for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.