Personality › Beatrice
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaBeatrice
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality
Beatrice treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, no notes.
Vibe
Mysteriously well-rested
Orders
A caramel latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A frappe, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A perfectly foamed cappuccino
Food
Eats one grape at a time like it's a formal occasion
Hobbies
Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability
Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment
Counts their change back to the cashier, just to be sure
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.