Personality › Bartholomew
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaBartholomew
This name sounds like it owns at least one blazer.
Personality
Bartholomew always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway, bless them.
Vibe
Extremely online
Orders
A batch brew, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A gingerbread latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A well-timed compliment
Food
Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies
Is mapping every squeaky floorboard in their flat, for science
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value
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