Personality › Barnaby
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaBarnaby
This is now legally your name until the drink is gone.
Personality
Barnaby will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Quietly judgemental
Orders
A ristretto, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A red eye, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A really good playlist transition
Food
Will not eat a sandwich that has been cut diagonally
Hobbies
Is training a houseplant to grow toward the WiFi router
Verbal ability
Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment
Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since
Cafe Latin for someone who has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for.