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Arlo
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality Arlo has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Certified overthinker
Orders An Aeropress coffee, religiously.
Refuses A hazelnut latte, on principle.
Weak for Flaky pastries
Food Eats a whole packet of biscuits 'testing them' for the table
Hobbies Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability Answers the phone with a fake, mysteriously specific regional accent
Payment Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing.