Personality › Augustus
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaAugustus
This name could get a table without a reservation.
Personality
Augustus always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before, bless them.
Vibe
Living several lives at once
Orders
An oat milk latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A pumpkin spice latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A good pun on a sandwich board
Food
Treats a scone as a structural building material
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Talks with their hands enough to be a minor safety hazard
Payment
Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since
Cafe Latin for someone who claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours.