Personality › Archibald
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaArchibald
This name sounds like it owns at least one blazer.
Personality
Archibald considers small talk with the barista a personality trait, no notes.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
A caramel latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A frappe, on principle.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Eats the sugar sprinkles off the top of a bun first, always
Hobbies
Restores broken toasters as a form of stress relief
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago
Middle French for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.