Personality › Violetta
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaVioletta
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Personality
Violetta keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius, we respect it.
Vibe
Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders
A triple espresso, no messing about.
Refuses
A batch brew, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A table that doesn't wobble
Food
Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies
Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability
Answers the phone with a fake, mysteriously specific regional accent
Payment
Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely
Latin for someone who will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee.