Personality › Vincent

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Vincent
You're now the kind of person who owns a real Christmas tree.
Personality Vincent treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, we respect it.
Vibe Unbothered
Orders A gingerbread latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A dirty chai, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A warm cup on a cold day
Food Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie

Cafe Latin for someone who treats decaf as a moral failing in other people.