Personality › Vincent
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaVincent
You're now the kind of person who owns a real Christmas tree.
Personality
Vincent treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, we respect it.
Vibe
Unbothered
Orders
A gingerbread latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A dirty chai, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A warm cup on a cold day
Food
Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment
Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie
Cafe Latin for someone who treats decaf as a moral failing in other people.