Personality › Tobias
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaTobias
This is your new personality, briefly, and it's an improvement.
Personality
Tobias has never once queued in a straight line, and would do it again.
Vibe
Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders
An oat milk latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A pumpkin spice latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A well-timed compliment
Food
Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies
Is building a scale model of the café out of matchsticks
Verbal ability
Has adopted a customer-service voice that never switches off
Payment
Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line
Old English for someone who claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours.