Personality › Theodore
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaTheodore
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Personality
Theodore keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius, no notes.
Vibe
Chronically five minutes late
Orders
A turmeric latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A rooibos tea, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A discount code
Food
Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies
Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability
Has started ending arguments with 'and that's the tea'
Payment
Tips in coins, dramatically, one at a time
Middle French for someone who treats the punch card system like a personal sport.