Personality › Seraphina
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaSeraphina
This is your villain-era alias. Use it wisely.
Personality
Seraphina insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot, and would do it again.
Vibe
Romanticises the commute
Orders
A flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
Seasonal menu items
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability
Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment
Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them.