Personality › Sebastian
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaSebastian
Witness protection called — they want their idea back.
Personality
Sebastian will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders
A red eye, obviously.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
Flaky pastries
Food
Picks all the raisins out of anything and lines them up by size
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment
Pays with a fifty and never quite believes the change
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who has never once used the lid properly.